Thursday, January 19, 2012

Ditto (Election 20XX)

Some Republicans: that Republican candidate is too liberal
Some Republicans: that Republican candidate is too conservative
Some Republicans: that Republican candidate is Ron Paul
Most Republicans: Obama is a bigger dick and that's why we should vote GOP
Most Republicans: We want less government except for all the stuff we want to ban

Some Democrats: Obama is too liberal
Some Democrats: Obama is too conservative
Most Democrats: Obama is a dick but Republicans are bigger dicks and that's why we should vote Democrat if they nominate a Honey Badger.
Most Democrats: We want less government except for all the stuff we want to ban

News media: BLAH BLAH BLAH we have something relevant to say BLAH BLAH

Most people in the US: there's no 'None of the Above' option and old reruns of Gilian's island make more sense than this crap

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